I might have purchased this Marc Jacobs bowler yesterday in midnight blue:
Also, these Tory Burch metallic gold snakeskin flats (I mean, for work, duh!)
PLEASE handcuff me and take me away next time you see me walking into Joseph in Memphis because THIS is what happens! Yikes! Who knew Memphis had such a market for designer duds. I mean, this store rivals a Saks for christ's sake! Get me away!